{"product_id":"9780761185642","title":"Toddlers Are A**holes","description":"\u003cb\u003eAt last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?\u003cbr\u003e  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe theory of toddler evolution \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMealtime (AKA Hell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour unraveling life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd how not to die inside \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Bunmi Laditan (CA)","offers":[{"title":"Paperback \/ softback","offer_id":56957922279584,"sku":"9780761185642","price":7.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/8637\/5072\/files\/BNCImageAPI_ae0efecc-f8ee-4c90-892f-7e775bd8a239.jpg?v=1777149816","url":"https:\/\/rivendell-books.com\/products\/9780761185642","provider":"Rivendell Books ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}